What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Turkey Balls

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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An anti-joke

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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