- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??