- Anti Joke

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.