What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

My mom

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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