my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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your so fat. your fat!

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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