- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock go away

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

drugs.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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