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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

men's rights activists

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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