- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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