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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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