- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

white or wheat? wheat please.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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