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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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