Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Massie is a fatass

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

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