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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

this website is a bad joke

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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