Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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