What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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knock knock go away

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