- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

kennah campion... being nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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