my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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