How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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