What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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