Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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