Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

i saw amango it splootered

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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