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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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