What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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