A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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