Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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