Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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