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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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