- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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