Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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A man goes to the potty.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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