- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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