What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Knock Knock! F*ck off

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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