What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

You know what's funny? Rape

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

I have cancer. And you're next.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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