- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Jack Stevens

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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