- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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