Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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