- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Katy Perry

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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