Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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