kieran is a homosexual

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Hello penis

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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