- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

What did the man say to his doctor?

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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