If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

This is a random Anti joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...