- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

i committed murder

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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