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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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