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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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