- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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