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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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