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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

whats my name? Matt

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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