23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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