Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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