- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Women's Rights..

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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