- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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