What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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