What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Chuck Norris.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Pickles

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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