- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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