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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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