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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

^ That's not even funny ^

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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