Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

The chickens have become self-aware!

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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