- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Phew... it's gone.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Small Penis.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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