What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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Your mother is so fat.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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