Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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