Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

what's funny about war? nothing!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Donald Trump

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Who wants water? I do.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Blacks

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

child labor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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