- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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