What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

womens rights

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Democracy.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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