Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Anti Joke

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