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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Potassium? K.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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