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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Chlamydia

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Pickles

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

My cat just died.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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