What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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