…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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civil rights

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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