- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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