A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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