Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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hi jonny

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