Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

a man makes a bad joke

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Small Penis.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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