- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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