- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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