- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

My jeans

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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