Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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