Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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