A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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eat a hot dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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