- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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