Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Sarah Palin.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Anti Joke

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