- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

I like school Said no one ever.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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