- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

are you saying pam, or pan?

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

i dont care if you rate me or not

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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