- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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