What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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