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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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