- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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