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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

guess what what that wasnt it

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Women outside of the kitchen.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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