- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

If life gives you lemonade.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Hello

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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